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Lamb Hoover Damn

by Lamb Faucet

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bman6767 Off the wall, erratic, nearly schizophrenic, Lamb Hoover Damn's collection of tonal Peaks and Valleys keeps your attention from front to back, with creative collisions of sounds, and breakneck genre switches. Favorite track: A Demon Known as Bongo.
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Lion Trail Now I know what a Lamb Faucet is. Favorite track: Acid Bat [Feat. Dæmon Nomad, Menthol Slim & Rass Guru].
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1.
When would you go and walk along in a raincoat? Walkin' on in valiant ecstasy When would you go and walk along in a raincoat? Walkin' on in valiant ecstasy I got no hair, got no teeth Got no branches on a leaf All your body in valiant ecstasy When would you go and walk along in a raincoat? A celestial body in valiant ecstasy When would you go and walk along in a raincoat? Walkin' on in valiant ecstasy Got no hair, ain't got no teeth Got no branches on a leaf A celestial body in valiant ecstasy Got no hair, ain't got no teeth Got no branches on a leaf A celestial body in valiant ecstasy I got no hair, got no teeth Got no branches on a leaf A celestial body in valiant ecstasy
2.
Sleeping in a sand dune small durag Sleeping Sleeping in a sand dune small durag Sleeping Deep sleep Sand dune Deep sleep In a sand dune Sleeping in a sand dune small durag Sleeping Sleeping in a sand dune small durag Sleeping Deep sleep In a sand dune A deep sleep In a sand dune
3.
The desert wind collides with the aerodrome tonight Skies are bright with lights from a magic carpet ride Sandy weathered eyes weep hard and swell with pride For a missile will collide with the magic soaring guide All will know the might of Arabian Tower White Defender of the skies seek foreign magic spies Sandy weathered eyes weep hard and swell with pride For a missile will collide with the magic soaring guide All will know the might of Arabian Tower White Defender of the skies seek foreign magic spies
4.
I'm in a boxcar in Argentina I'm in a switchblade alleyway in Paris, France I've got six litres of meat waiting up in Arkansas I'm in London, England doing a little dance Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades I'm at a meet and greet in Rio De Janeiro I'm over there talking with CEO's of Japan I've got a litre of coke waiting up in Canada I've got a litre of meat right here in my hand Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades Boxcar switchblades
5.
Consequences have their actions and my initial first reaction Is to run and hide and wait for daylight and all becomes safer in the sunshine and gloom The daylight consume the sunshine and gloom The daylight consume all of you I can't hear second guessing, I ain't got time for questions now The daylight is thru, it consumes all of you Sun and blue The daylight consumes the sunlight and gloom Consumes all of you, over there Consequences have their actions and my initial first reaction Is to run and hide and wait for daylight and all becomes safer in the sunshine and gloom The daylight consume the sunshine and gloom The daylight consume all of you
6.
Dreamatic 02:34
Standing in a doorway Looking at a redbrick wall Standing in the ashes Waiting for the fall I don't understand a single thing about them all They're sideways and going to fall Standing in a doorway Looking at a redbrick wall Standing in the ashes Waiting for the fall I don't understand a single thing about them all They're sideways and going to fall Standing in a doorway Looking at a redbrick wall Standing in the ashes Waiting for the fall I don't understand a single thing about them all They're sideways and going to fall Standing like a doorway Looking like a redbrick wall Standing in the ashes Waiting for the fall I don't understand a single thing about them all They're sideways and going to fall
7.
Venture ever yonder, Idaho And cast the winds of lingering indigo Lowly hang miasma on their homes The desert sands will soon commence to roll I am alone in the world I'm sinking low in the dirt I am alone in the world I'm sinking low in the dirt Vast and weathered wanderer walk home or linger evermore in Idaho Vast and weathered wanderer walk home or linger evermore in Idaho Bay door open wide and drop below Magic carpet bomb of Indigo Death miasma over Idaho Arabian Tower White bid you hello I am alone in the world I'm sinking low in the dirt I am alone in the world I'm sinking low in the dirt Vast and weathered wanderer walk home or linger evermore in Idaho Vast and weathered wanderer walk home or linger evermore in Idaho
8.
Travel on the winds of the great creator Satiate the palace with a pocket of gold Travel on the winds with a magic carpet Rolling in the dunes with a marble of sand Travel on the winds of the great creator Satiate the palace with a pocket of gold Travel on the winds with a magic carpet Rolling in the dunes with a marble of sand Travel on the winds of the great creator Satiate the palace with a pocket of gold Travel on the winds with a magic carpet Rolling in the dunes with a marble of sand
9.
You've been dormant for a million years Frozen in sand by a river of tears Awaken again by the moonlights end The dawn will mend your mind again Daylight fades and the time is late Lightning caves in the doorway gate Never send a message with the aid of your mind Suspicious digits are written in wine The sunlight fades in the middle of May Travel by night and little by day Each sunray is a speck of dust It's massive and mysterious And its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night And its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night The sunlight fades in the middle of May Travel by night and little by day Each sunray is a speck of dust It's massive and mysterious The sunlight fades in the middle of June Travel with haste and hurry out soon Each sunray is a speck of dust That's dangerous And its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night And its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night Its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night And its blockin' out the sky Eternal obelisk night
10.
Oh, why would you go up there? There's North American bears Why would you go there? Where there's North American bears? Walkin' on the road Walkin' on their toes And there's North American bears So why would you go there? Oh go over there North American bears Oh go over there North American bears Oh, why would you not go Where the North Americans go? The North American toad He's sittin' on the road There's North American bears They're sittin' over there Ah, there's North American bears And they're sittin' over there Oh go over there North American bears Oh go over there North American bears Oh go over there North American bears Oh go over there North American bears Oh, why would you go there? With the North American bear Why would you go there? There's North American bears
11.
Doctor please inspect me with a squeegee Scrub me clean and send me on my way I don't care if it takes a century I got a bad case of inflammation brain Doctor please would you help me? With click-clack scope proficiency My iron sight is rusted tight But life is mine and I will fight Doctor please extract me with a tweezer And put me back together better than I was Tomorrow we'll see if the betterment is greater Than the treatment that I got inside a parking garage Doctor please would you help me? With click-clack scope proficiency My iron sight is rusted tight But life is mine and I would fight To the death to see my health again If I must fall I will defend The scope and breadth of my intent I won't get caught pantless again Doctor please don't make me wait no longer I've got time but not enough to give Broken bones and bubbling eyelids I am made of rust and soot and shit
12.
Staring at the gutter with a big flyswatter There's a crocodile with a toothy smile Sizable power stored in his jaw I heard the alligator say "See you later" But then he jumped up with bug-out eyes And he bore his teeth but to my surprise I was totally fine Unaffected My crocodile bite deflection suit came in handy Don't ever listen to doubts ya hear? Staring at the gutter with a big flyswatter There's a crocodile with a toothy smile Sizable power stored in his jaw I heard the alligator say "See you later" But then he jumped up with bug-out eyes And he bore his teeth but to my surprise I was totally fine Unaffected My crocodile bite deflection suit came in handy Don't ever listen to doubts ya hear?
13.
A demon known as Bongo has been syphoning my soul He lives below the surface, in the center of the earth His magic sucking tendrils have been tearing up the world But I've been growing stronger, I'm prepared to sock his jaw Bongo I poke your demon eye Bongo Injection of the thigh Bongo The time is growing nigh I'm summoning the realm to rock your world tonight Bongo beat me once before But that won't happen anymore Bongo beat me once before But that won't happen anymore The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) Bongo beat me once before But that won't happen anymore Bongo beat me once before But that won't happen anymore I'm a giant like fee-fi-fo-fum I'm a giant, crush you with my thumb I'm a giant like fee-fi-fo-fum I'm a giant, crush you with my thumb The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world) The first set of nomads (on the planet) In a dank cave (underground) Carved the way (to the bottom of the world)
14.
[Dæmon Nomad] Shit is radioactive, turn up your stereos, bathe in the x-rays No time to relax, just burn up, evaporate Trips to Saturn and back on a jet plane Sludge coursing through red veins No fear cause I'm dead mate A ghost in the system Shell of a human left round as some space waste orchestrating my grand escape Wait Hollering, screeching bottomless aether calling me deeper Chemicals eating their way to my meet with the reaper Keep your sativa I feast on dead stars, dark matter rampart Meet the rest of your days in my gaze Or stand far, believe I'll Disassemble the feeble psyche that calls itself you so hard, your universe will restart Thieves heart, mind a black hole Full of corrupted images of everything we can't know Bashful to the backbone Fractal existence simplified for those back home We're all what is and what is is us So no wonder you feel like Sisyphus Pushing that bit of dust for what feels like eons til you grow enough to sniff it up Give it up, simple nuff Crystalline complexion resembling a living god So give a nod as I'm passing by on a comet G force so high that I vomit- bleurgh Blind are astonished by the light that shines outta my pocket Cause I keep a whole galaxy in there just to keep up balance when I eat one on a whim - God shit [Menthol Slim] I be castin' spells on your bitch ass Think you doin' well nigga think fast, Thrown you down the well better call lass, E, think you doin' molly, no that's that E What you think you doin' when you try test me, Bro you need a Haitian voodoo priest, Or you need a Basian Obeah G Better call the pope n' get blessing Exuma the body when I be done bro, I'll do ya, the way the sun, wailin' sun do Go ahead then, read up on all ye sun tzu My nigga, they got the finger screamin' "Fuck you" I see ya, thru all the shade you done threw Now picture; all ya heads hangin' from rope Like Haitians, revolution never gwaan go Deport ur prince no finger prints like were he gwaan go? I chop ya, I chop ya like a nigga Kung Fu [Rass Guru] Aye Save the best for the last, aye This a blast from your pass Aye You know you better just ask, Away Aye Don't listen well that's yo ass Yo late, The fuck I'm saying? What the fuck you is saying? Who put in you control, Who the fuck made you boss, Better stay in yo lane, Better play your roll, It's damn shame You a damn joke Whoa Yo Rasshole Motherskunt Dumb fuck got me fucked up Please don't pull the input Don't wanna hold the gun, bullet All hail, Praise to God's that can't make bail it's Awe hell, Head Raise to sky hoping that it's all there, Ah yea, Paranoia settling in hoping that the coast clear, But right here, settling for the lies can be the your worst of nightmares
15.
Yarg 03:33
Me hearties! The time is passed We're setting sail for greener grass Tonight we sail the seven seas Along the coast to Sicily There's ghosts and ghouls along the shore We'll send them back 1884 Tonight we dine For it may be the last night of our lives Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out so you have to walk the rope Yarg! A drink of soot A toast to those who lost their foot And yarg! A toast of smoke To all of those who lost their throat And yarg! A cup of ale For everyone who spilled their ale ashore There'll soon be more So drink your fill and plunder overboard Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out so you have to walk the rope Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out Bet your life on a puff of smoke and it don't work out so you have to walk the rope Don't work out Don't work out Don't work out Don't work Yarg! Yarg! Yarg! Yarg! Yarg! Yarg!
16.
If you're wondering, "Why is Don Quixote Don Quixote, and not Don Quisana, Quisada or Quixada?" It's because a big shoulder needs a big name. And if you're wondering, "Why is Don Quixote a bigger book?" It's because a big man needs a book for his story too. If you're wondering, "Why is Don Quixote Don Quixote, and not Don Quisana, Quisada or Quixada?" It's because a big shoulder needs a big name. And if you're wondering, "Why is Don Quixote a bigger book?" It's because a big man needs a book for his story too. Very ingenious! Your word game plays with the name of the famous literary character Don Quixote de la Mancha, created by Miguel de Cervantes. The choice of the name "Don Quixote" instead of other options such as "Don Quisana" or "Don Quixada" highlights the importance of the name in the character's identity. Furthermore, the reference to the size of the book as a "librote" to accompany the grandeur of the Don Quixote "shoulder" adds a humorous and reflective touch on the length and complexity of the literary work. Thanks for sharing your genius!

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Lamb Hoover Damn was recorded over a period of five months from November 2023 to April 2024. With a download, you will receive a four track EP entitled Doll Hairs EP.

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released April 20, 2024

All music written, recorded and mixed by Dave.

Neopoliten - Mastering on all tracks
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irondaisy.bandcamp.com

Stephen Arlen - Whistling on track 4
firebrandva.bandcamp.com

Dæmon Nomad - Vocals on track 14
darkmatternebula.bandcamp.com

Menthol Slim - Vocals on track 14
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Rass Guru - Vocals on track 14
rassguru.bandcamp.com

NODE - Inspiration, track 14
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Tsirko - Inspiration, track 13
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I would like to thank my girlfriend for being a wonderful person and for bringing me great joy and for making the cover art. This album was difficult to create and would have been much more difficult without her love and support.

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Dave is a solo artist from Ontario, Canada who makes alternative rock, noise rock and folk with strong, rhythmic grooves.

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