Lamp Faucet, by Lamb Faucet

Lamp Faucet

by Lamb Faucet

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Lion Trail From the energy of little boot jester and Lampshade mafia, to the Sludgey psychotic heaviness of Chinese eyes, and the operatic performance of The reason trials, this album is an absolute merciless killer album.

If you are into the Cardiacs, Sleepytime gorilla museum or want some heavy beefhearty riffs with some brutal, psychotic & operatic vocals, psychedelic vibe and all out fun this one is for you. Favorite track: The Reason Trials.

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1.	Davus Agnus 03:03	lyrics	buy track
Agnus Davus Aerosol I remain a medicine ball Trap, trapper Raising raptor Raptor Traitor retaliate Terracotta tractor Davus agnus vidi ven Agnus de ad nauseum Immolatio Agnus dure Ergo sum sic semper jure Davus Agnus vici vi Imperator de bi heims Pare dol est facto de vi heims Triumphant Davus aqua vend Davus agnus vidi ven Agnus de ad nauseum Immolatio Agnus dure Ergo sum sic semper jure Agnus Davus Aerosol I remain a medicine ball Agnus Davus Aerosol I remain a medicine ball Trap, trapper Raising raptor Raptor Traitor retaliate Terracotta tractor
2.	Inspect The Uninspected 03:33	lyrics	buy track
Alright, let's go The last trumpet sounds are screamin' out And we're fallin' down to the ground Rubbish around a burnt mound The ash'll surround the oldtown I do inspect the uninspected Expect the worst or you're dead All of the roads do lead to Rome With lead in my bones, I fell dead Imminently knew my fate was sealed when I abstract disease Every road ran right thru Rome though not a word of Greece And instantaneously I take the legions lead We're blown off course, right up North, across the longest sea Imperator, an armament An army is raised, they hail me I am a God, ascend above My men know no law but from me These are new times for Roman rule My word is the law, your empty threats know no bounds, that's over now Compel you to speak, to hail me I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground Canadian juvenile pinniped pummeler imminently knew his fate had seal Francophone juvenile pinniped pummeler inanimately knew parfait had seals Francophone juvenile pinniped pummeler inanimately knew parfait had seals Canadian juvenile pinniped pummeler imminently knew his fate was sealed I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground I'll pick you up, I'll put you down I'll lay you right out on the ground Imminently knew my fate was sealed when I abstract disease Every road ran right thru Rome though not a word of Greece And instantaneously I take the legions lead We're blown off course, right up North, across the longest sea Canadian juvenile pinniped pummeler imminently knew his fate had seal Francophone juvenile pinniped pummeler inanimately knew parfait had seals Francophone juvenile pinniped pummeler inanimately knew parfait had seals Canadian juvenile pinniped pummeler imminently knew his fate was sealed
3.	The Lampshade Mafia 02:44	lyrics	buy track
All obscene, underneath All I see is out of reach Missing eye, missing ear Missing herds will disappear What has not got into you? What has not got into you? Lampshade head all in your face Mafia are in a race Not serene without peace Not with lamps still out of reach Not withstood, not withheld Not with me and not with them What has now got into you has not got into me What has now got into you, it’s not got into me I can't hear, I can't see I am blind, I must speak Pullin' wool in my eyes Loaded full with lead tonight What has not got into you? What has not got into you? What has not got into you? What has not got into you? What has now got into you has not got into me What has now got into you, it’s not got into me Lampshade head all in your face Mafia are in a race
4.	Brown Salix Willow Bundle 04:13	lyrics	buy track
Pillaging a part of marble pillars that once stood I satiate the killers of a nation from the woods I propagate the spoils to a city made of clay Salvaging the riches of an Empire that decayed with time Drip faucet aqueduct Dead lamb in my eye Killer in the streets at night Divy up the province of The Great Italia Warlords on the coast and the Goths in Alpine Gaul Consolidate relations to the Eastern Byzantines Salvaging the riches of an Empire that decayed with time Drip faucet aqueduct Dead lamps not so bright Killers in the streets at night Inherent is decaying of the morals of these men You've all gone soft and you’re mulling in a pen Inherent is decaying of the morals of these men But I'm here to change you, you'll breathe new life again You've gone to sleep and had dreams Of Triumph and victory screaming Ringing around plebeians Bring my might / You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was alone in the street And walking along with you there In my mind Pillaging a part of marble pillars that once stood Satiate the killers of a nation from the woods Salvaging the riches of an Empire that decayed Drip faucet aqueduct Dead lamb in my eye Dead lamps are not so bright Killers in the streets at night Divy up the province of The Great Italia Warlords on the coast and the Goths in Alpine Gaul Salvaging the riches of an Empire that decayed Drip faucet aqueduct Dead lamb in my eye Dead lamps are not so bright Killer in the streets at night
5.	Little Boot Jesterboy 03:04	lyrics	buy track
If you see their heresy, decry that wicked crime If you hear they're insincere, disrupt that pantomime If you see conspiracy, dose poison dinnertime Let them be gone, they've stayed too long And colour me impressed, I saw the sun begin to set upon their heads You know who has to go, proscription list for slime If you sense there is dissent, make them an archimime If you hear the time is near, defend me with your life The maniples of men are marching out at my behest Conquering the West by shore, defeating Poseidon Seashell spoils are great rewards for heavenly conquest Defeat the Gods and rise above, to heaven I ascend Die, die I hate to see a waste of life Die, die The die is cast, the time is right Die, die I hate to see a waste of life Die, die The die is cast, the time is right All I see is rosy cheeks and fleeting faded smiles Though underneath their breath they speak, they'd see me be exiled And terribly and wildly, the mob lines up in files Depose me, hear me scream And colour me impressed, I sense this plot will be my end I see my life before my eyes Though before I go, I've half a mind to cause distress By decree, I sentence thee to Die, die I hate to see a waste of life Die, die The die is cast, the time is right Die, die I hate to see a waste of life Die, die The die is cast, the time is right
6.	Gladius To Meet You 02:20	lyrics	buy track
They have a lot to learn today, I have a lot to say A punitive peace treaty, an arm and leg to pay I salt the ground, I burn the town, dismantling the head Carthage filled with carnage, the fruits of bitter ends My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol The Gauls are all so dull and soft, their homes made out of clay Genocide, a laugh and scoff, thousand dead a day Machinations of decay, toxic blood and soil I replace the Gallic race, new Roman land for toil My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying air assault My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying air assault My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol Your faulty phallic Phalanx crushed, flanked by Maniples You form from fallen foothills, forage for red apples You spread your line so long, so thin, a cavalry parade Macedon is dead, long gone, from Roman escapade Philip's philistines graph triumphs, wave a white flagpole Filling in the filing and running off to home They spread their line so long, so thin, a cavalry parade Macedon is dead, long gone, from Roman escapade My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol My gladius will meet your heart Arrows flying, aerosol
7.	The Slow Crawl Backwards 02:54	lyrics	buy track
Two steps forward, one step back Agrarian reform, I'll collectivize that Missing grain in dole, the quota on men Burdening the beast Lay it at my feet Society indeed Encourage me to Play my part For the greater good None for all All for one All for one All my parts are greater now None for pay All for Mao Zedong Repo farm decree Harvest what you reap Sowing all the seeds Repurchase agreed Growing rice and wheat Spreading all my seed Planting down my feet Storing food to eat Play my part For the greater good None for all All for one All for one All my parts are greater now None for pay All for Mao Zedong
8.	The Last Strumpet Sounds 02:58	lyrics	buy track
A massive bleeding heart will swallow central axis poles Across a tundra it will snow, access recess of the world And that absent, pleading province dominates peripherals And when tired of the scope and of the breadth of the known world Then contemplate what it might take to occupy Germania And then decimate their ranks and pillage villages abroad With allegiance to the legions, bleeding massive Roman heart Trial, fire, smoulder ashes, blunder, nation fall apart Triumphant imperator quell time The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're runnin' around, it's goin' down The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're runnin' around, it's goin' down The last strumpet sounds screamin' out It's runnin' around, it's goin' down A weak barbarian surrender territory lines Annexation past the Rhine, crucifix matter of time Made example of by fire, treason trials, burn them all Pin them up against the wall, cart them off, enslavement clause And with nothing left but loss itself, morale like broken spines Tribute treaties, Archimedes, hydrostatic serpentine Making movements draped by night, motion silence, cut supplies Predator becomes the prey, they're hydrophobic, I make waves The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're runnin' around, it's goin' down The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're goin' around, it's goin' down The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're runnin' around, it's goin' down The last strumpet sounds screamin' out They're runnin' around, it's goin' down
9.	Chinese Eyes Great Frustration 06:25	lyrics	buy track
Chinese eyes - great frustration Tiny mind - obliteration Chinese eyes man Chinese eyes Buy me time - declaration Don't be wise - complication Police spies man Police spies Tow this line - concentration Cyanide - administration Concrete tile man Concrete tile Oh he sigh - subordination Roll his eye - communication Prison wire man Prison wire Follow me and fight Dissect truth from lie Punishment for crime Emperor for life Chinese eyes - great frustration Starving I - deprivation Chinese eyes man Chinese eyes Idolize - administration Distant lie - dissertation Sino sighs man Sino sighs Broken spine - motivation Pupil wide - dilation Spoken eyes man You spoke in eyes Choosing fire - immolation Foreign line - an annexation Broken ties Broken ties Follow me and fight Dissect truth from lie Punishment for crime Emperor for life Polygonal mortar fire Mongol hoard, Northern China Over mountain range arrow rain Foothill on Tibetan Plain Follow me and fight Dissect truth from lie Bannerman defect Mongolside National respect toward life Chinese eyes, man Chinese eyes Punishment for crime Emperor for life Hexagonal barrier we hide Positional countryside Casualty expected, entertained No great strain, another army raised Follow me and fight Dissect truth from lie Foment route, strong retreating haze Push the left, long sharp China blade Chinese eyes, man Chinese eyes Follow me and fight Dissect truth from lie Punishment for crime Emperor for life
10.	Disorganized Crime 04:17	lyrics	buy track
Oh, don't you go And you shame Off a place No, don't be shame Don't be graze Don't belong In my old ship I would say Another grave Oh, please don't go Desecrate Holy place Brings great shame Now I'm walkin' on the walls And I see the fall That's waitin' in the shade Oh, I'm walkin' on the wall And I see them all They're walkin' in their grave Oh, please don't go Desecrate The holy place That brings great shame Walkin' on in rain Walkin' along in the Palatines Seein' rain that's fallin' down along the shade Carthaginian carnage Fall of Rome is on the Rhine Carthaginian carnage The fall of Rome, the Rhine Oh, don't be long Walkin' on the wall And you're walkin' thru the shade No, you don't take long When you're walkin' thru the walls And you're walkin' in the shade Oh, please don't go Desecrate A holy place That brings great shame On my face Hide in place Plain ol' sight That brings great shame Walkin' along in the rain Walkin' on in chains Walkin' along in the same ol' place I always knew would be my grave Carthaginian carnage Fall of Rome is on the Rhine Carthaginian carnage The fall of Rome, the Rhine Carthaginian carnage Fall of Rome is on the Rhine Carthaginian carnage The fall of Rome, the Rhine
11.	Squares of Influence 03:54	lyrics	buy track
Is the lamb a faucet? A phantom bailiwick Faucet blood red creek Mission to location thru Falling flying stares Abdicate an aqua lake Influential square Waterway of tears Shovel dirt disperse Fusion of what I become Drying river swells Dislocate and dissipate Object vying realm I would go, I would fight, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would fight Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would fight Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would fight Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would fight Germanians Is the lamb a faucet? Danube frozen thru Overcast in June Lock the gate, dispel the hanging Wonder what to do Visigoths fall right across Frozen wide Danube Walls have all been lost Broad sweeping mistrust And our space has been replaced The race to wrong the rights Visigoths fall right across Danube frozen wide I would go, I would fight, I would die, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would weed out all the Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would die, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would weed out all the Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would die, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would weed out all the Germanians I would go, I would fight, I would die, I would lay down my life and I would scream, I would bleed, I would weed out all the Germanians
12.	Julius Caesarean Section Word Salad 03:02	lyrics	buy track
Diocletian dynasty Over in Dalmatia Jovius the jovial Punishing of Persia Polytheist emperor Tetrarchy perpetuo Ingus semper du vi heims Triumph of the legio Tear me up Whip me down now Ring me ‘round Furnace townhouse Ignus semper du vi heims Perpetuo da lest Davus est fortissimo Leaded nether region Davus est prestissimo Magnus rex destruction Davus est fortissimo Leaded nether region Davus est prestissimo Magnus rex destruction Tear me up Whip me down now Ring me ‘round Furnace townhouse Tear me up Whip down now Ring me ‘round Furnace townhouse Ignus semper du vi heims Perpetuo da lest vend Tear me up Whip me out now Ring me ‘round Furnace townhouse Rugged carpet grave Ain't no dugout little cave Marble carpet grave Ain't no dugout lidocaine Ignus semper du vi heims Perpetuo da lest Ignus semper du vi heims Perpetuo da lest vend Opportunity amidst Trial tribulation Old tribunal council mate Pirate in Dalmatia Spotted dog in black and white Thousand iterations Night is dark n' forceful break Course of paper legions This region is a darkening Spartacus rebellion and it's waiting in the shadow of a Hellenist Aurelian Julius Caesarean section word salad Caesarean section word salad Caesarean section word salad Caesarean section word salad
13.	The Reason Trials 05:27	lyrics	buy track
When all is gone Though left shuffling on The shudders undrawn You best behave You may save yourself Though not with a lack of much needed help Affixed by the youth and balloons integrating with You are not safe A plan - great escape Don't leave this til' June Or you will balloon Out with youth Outliving life Eternal Empire Adorned by the movement that suffers unto your desire You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was forlorn and screaming Ringing around plebeians In my mind You’d leave behind the uncouth And you'd seek to soothe The burning that moves Along countrysides The province was used I seek to undo The fault line untwine Distance is relative, the curse that our Jupiter lays You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was forlorn and screaming Ringing around plebeians In my mind You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was forlorn and screaming Ringing around plebeians In my mind All I could find was disused The ruins and spells That cast down below And slowly see to Destruction and fire An Empire contains Remains of regimes For I have been frightened to taking an absence from Here is the last word I'll tell I'll spell it out slow I dwell on the past Romanticize fate But lately I find That nothing's the same Decaying begone And while we were lost there was nothing but supplement dreams You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was forlorn and screaming Ringing around plebeians In my mind You've gone to sleep and had dreams While I was forlorn and screaming Ringing around plebeians In my mind

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Lamp Faucet was recorded over a period of seven months from November 2022 to May 2023. It is a concept album about tyranny in Ancient Roman and Chinese civilization. With a download, you will receive a six track EP entitled Lamp Faucet EP and remixes of Davus Agnus and The Reason Trials. High volumes recommended.

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released June 4, 2023

All music and lyrics written, recorded, mixed and mastered by Dave.

Tsirko - Album artwork
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Izzy - Composition on Little Boot Jesterboy

Cameron - Composition on Chinese Eyes Great Frustration

Additional playing/sample credits can be found in the individual track credits.

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Dave is a solo artist from Ontario, Canada who makes alternative rock, noise rock and folk with strong, rhythmic grooves.

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